Terrible Movies - True Stinkers - Time wasters - My Top Ten Bad Movies

This list was harder to come up with than the top Ten Best movies, because of the simple fact, there are sooo many bad ones out there to choose from!

These have come under careful scrutiny - Did I fall asleep in the theater? - Wish I had my money back? -Was I sick to my stomach? - Did I leave the theater pissed off? - Even my nine year old thinks it sucks!

Here you go the movies that sucked big time:

10. Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band  How can you screw up a great albuum? Turn it into a musical. Nuff Said -

9. Grease 2  I can admit it  . . . I saw it in the theater. . . . wish I didn't

8. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians I tried to like it I really did. Mystery Science 3000 did great things with this film, but it still did not help it get off the list.

7. Escape From LA  One of my guilty pleasure is Escape From New York, a great film. I sooo looked forward to this film, IT SUCKED, surfing what the???

6. Batman & Robin  My buddy turned to me as we were walking out  . . said that was awesome . . it was then I knew he was really, really stoned. Batgirl had a mustache! Even Arnold could not save this flick.

 
5. Howard the Duck  Being a huge comic fan I had huge expectations for this flick. It opened at the Lido, had a great seat in the balcony, all I can remember is the vicious shaking I got and these immortal words "get out,  you can't sleep here" I still had a full bucket of popcorn on my lap  . . .

4. Thin Red Line How can you screw up a war movie, with a great cast? Turn it into the Thin Red Lin. The second movie I have slept through. I re-watched this movie thinking I might have missed something due to my sleeping . . but no  . . it still stunk  . . made me mad I paid for it twice . . un-watchable. . .. I'm still bitter.

3. Star Wars The Phantom Menace Saw this opening night Edwards Big Newport, no I did not sleep through it, I only wish I had, it was horrible. Did the same director/writer who gave us Star Wars, give us this?? This movie made me sick - Jar Jar Binks???? Kill off the coolest character in a long time??Even my nine year old thinks this movie stinks.

2. Star Wars Attack of the Clones  Some of the worst acting ever. This movie did however have a great scene in it, in fact it almost did not make my list because of it, yes the Yoda fight - that was cool - Not enough though -

1. Battlefield Earth  The book was great. The movie sucked. So bad - beyond the place where a bad movie can become good, this movie should go away.

That's it -

A collection of terrible movies, don't believe me ? Go ahead see them if your brave enough.


Cheers

Walt